Kale's best friend, devout Catholic, devout party-girl, dates Dalal
Meet the Real Me.

Kinda thoughtful, kinda goofy. Likes to think her stupid, loser life brings humour & comfort to others.
Meet the Real Me.

Kale's other best friend, unpopular opinion guy, dry-witted and cynical, just figured out he's gay.
Meet the Real Me.

Kale's new pal, an anti-globalization activist who's travelled the world.

The go-to honest opinion guy, deviously funny with a poet's soul and fiercely protective of his girlfriend, Mary-E.

Kale's relentless, newly-divorced brother who's moved back home; struggling comedian. (Struggling because he's bad.)
Meet the Real Me.

Kale's world-weary mom, a substitute teacher who struggles to hold her family together whilst not smoking.

Kale's dad, newspaper 'humour' columnist who regularly publishes stuff about Kale's awkward years in the Toronto paper.

Animal rescue guy, casual-warm and a super-supportive friend, knows way too much about raccoon poop.

Kale's evil ex-boyfriend and misguided dope dealer who gave her chlamydia.

Kale's super-good friend who died suddenly from cancer.